Who is this dude and why is he in my internet?

I keep seeing ads with this dude...why I ask you...why? This is three times in three days, on three seperate ads. I didn't grab a screencap of the second one because I didn't think it was going to be a trend.

Modern Warfare 2: Hail to the King

This needs no introduction, nor comment.

Return to Web Ad Design School Maybe

This is what I get for reading National Geographic. Does not compute.

Pat Robertson is Still a Dumbass

I really hope the Haitian people are fortunate enough in the wake of the earthquake there to manage to avoid hearing this asshole. This has to be the stupidest shit to ever come out of a human's mouth.

Them's Fightin' Words

Nothing's better than highbrow sarcastic Teutonic car ads.

Back to Mac and Back on Track

To ripoff a way overplayed rock song, 'it's been awhile' since I've posted here. I had a few false starts getting back into the groove, but now that we're slowly getting into the new year, and now that I've got a computer that doesn't piss me off so much, I'm going to make a conscious effort to be more regular. Here, I mean, not 'regular' as in Metamucil / fiber / pooping, because I'm already fine in that department. Not that you need to know, but, well, now you do, and since we're all friends here for the most part, I guess that's ok. In fact, I might be a little too regular there, but I don't want to get into that right now.

So much has happened since the last time I sat down and decided to grace the world with my thoughts that I'm not really sure what to start with. Let's just assume for the sake of argument that I'll think of something. Got to go eat some dinner, so until I get back with my next wit-filled update, enjoy the video.