Monday, July 31, 2006

What's In a Name?

How very French:
Iran's president has ordered government and cultural bodies to use modified Persian words to replace foreign words that have crept into the language. In one example, "pizzas" will now be known as "elastic loaves."

Iran's official news agency says the presidential decree orders all governmental agencies, newspapers and publications to use words deemed more appropriate by the official language watchdog, the Persian Academy.
So, starting today, I suggest we do the same thing. Ahmadinejad shall now be known as 'lying Islamist terror-sponsoring asshole,' while Tehran will be known as 'Israel's next bomb testing facility.'

6abc.com: Iran President Bans Foreign Words

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Big Surprise of the Day

Hm. Can't say I'm terribly surprised.

Intelligence reports indicate the leader of Hezbollah is hiding in a foreign mission in Beirut, possibly the Iranian Embassy, according to U.S. and Israeli officials.

Hezbollah leader said to be hiding in Iranian Embassy - Nation/Politics - The Washington Times, America's Newspaper

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Friday, July 28, 2006

The Return of Jihadfinger


The Islamic Index Finger of Destruction made a return appearance today in a videotaped message from Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Dressed in a dapper gray and white combo (which is all the rage in the middle-east), he railed in support of 'martyrdom' attacks everywhere and as usual:

He also called for the "downtrodden" throughout the world, not just Muslims, to join the battle against "tyrannical Western civilization and its leader, America."

"Stand with Muslims in confronting this unprecedented oppression and tyranny. Stand with us as we stand with you against this injustice that was forbidden by God in his book (the Quran),"


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In the message broadcast by Al-Jazeera television, Ayman al-Zawahri, second in command to Osama bin Laden, said that al-Qaida now views "all the world as a battlefield open in front of us."

Al-Zawahri said Muslims everywhere must rise up to attack "crusaders and Zionists" and support jihad "until American troops are chased from Afghanistan and Iraq, paralyzed and impotent ... having paid the price for aggression against Muslims and support for Israel."

At least we got the mandatory Zionist and Crusader references in.  Enough.  Enough with the 'aggression against Muslims' shit.  Just stop.  You sons of bitches are the ones who keep murdering people and then glorifying it like some whacked out Al Qaeda's Most Gruesome Videos competition.  If you assholes would chill the hell out and stop blowing shit up and murdering people in the name of your pedophile prophet there'd be no reason for us to come over there and light your asses up.

Newsvine - Al-Qaida Calls for Holy War Against Israel

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

What Kind of A World Do We Live In?

Mahmoud Komati, a senior political figure in Hezbollah said the following in an interview with the Associated Press:
"The truth is _ let me say this clearly _ we didn't even expect (this) response.... that (Israel) would exploit this operation for this big war against us," said Komati. He said Hezbollah had expected "the usual, limited response" from Israel to the July 12 cross-border raid, in which three Israelis were killed.

In the past, he said, Israeli responses to Hezbollah actions included sending commandos into Lebanon to seize Hezbollah officials or briefly targeting specific Hezbollah strongholds.

He said the Shiite group had anticipated there would be negotiations on exchanging the Israeli soldiers for three Lebanese prisoners in Israeli jails, with Germany acting as a mediator as it did before.

How stupid can one group of people really be? First of all, everyone and his slightly slow brother knows this isn't about a prisoner swap. If it were, the swap would have been done and this whole situation would have ended by now. This is the hand of Iran mixing the pot of discord to deflect attention from themselves.

In response to Komati, however, I say this. The Israelis have every right to be pissed off. You people have wanted their blood for thousands of years. You got a nice grace period during the 1930s and '40s where the Germans decided to give you a hand, but now it's all you again.

Israelis are sick and tired of the whole persecution thing, and I think they're probably pretty pissed off at Hezbollah constantly bitching and whining that they started it. Anti-semites all sound like kids who got their asses kicked one too many times on the playground and always ran to mommy claiming the other kid threw the first punch.

Now Hezbollah, and to an extent, the Lebanese people are trying to get sympathy from the world because Lebanon, a country that declined to control a terrorist faction operating within its borders is getting a mudhole stomped in its ass by a country that's had it with missiles, rockets, kidnappings and murders.

Lebanon itself needs to own up to the fact that its failure to control and eliminate Hezbollah from their territory is as much a cause of these strikes as Israel's determination to end the attacks against their citizens

So Israel surpassed your expectations.  Maybe this time you'll learn to play nice.

BREITBART.COM - Hezbollah Says Israeli Response a Surprise

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Monday, July 24, 2006

The Truth Bites Oblivious Iran In the Ass

On July 16th, this appeared on FoxNews.com:

Iran on Sunday denied Israeli claims that it had troops stationed in Lebanon and that it helped Hezbollah fire Iranian-made rockets at Israel andone of its warships, saying the guerrilla group could defend itselfwithout outside help.

"There are no [Iranian] guards there. Shipment of[Iranian] missiles to Hezbollah is also not correct," Foreign Ministryspokesman Hamid Reza Asefi told reporters Sunday.

What a difference a week makes:

The bodies of Iranian Revolutionary Guard soldiers killed by the Israeli army in Lebanon have been transported to Syria and flown to Tehran
, senior Lebanese political sources said.

Israeli and Egyptian security officials confirmed the news, which follows a report that first appeared in The New York Sun, that Iranian forces posted to southern Lebanon have been aiding Hezbollah terrorists in their attacks against Israel, including helping to fire rockets into Israeli population centers.

The Lebanese sources said between six and nine dead Iranian Revolutionary Guard soldiers were brought in trucks last week into Syria for a flight back to Iran.

War Dead Flown to Iran - July 24, 2006 - The New York Sun

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

Penpals from Hell

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is evil, completely ignorant of reality, and further is batshit crazy.  Anyone following the news with more than a passing interest probably already knows this, but just in case, I present the final nail in the coffin:

A German government official said on Thursday that [a] letter written by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to German Chancellor Angela Merkel asks her to help solve the Palestinian problem and deal with Zionism.

“There’s nothing about the nuclear issue (in the letter),” the official told Reuters on condition of anonymity due to the extreme sensitivity of the issue for the German government.

“It’s all related to Germany and how we have to find a solution to the Palestinian problems and Zionism and so on. It’s rather weird
.”

Of course, this comes from a man who refuses to accept the proven fact that Germany tried this particular course of action once before and met with less than spectacular results.

Iran leader asks Germany for help on Zionism - News from Israel, Ynetnews

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The Funniest Thing You'll Read All Day

This is utterly classic. Full credit goes to Beth at My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy; it's too good not to share.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him:“President Bush, I called you because I had a dream.

”Bush: “What was the dream about, Ahmadinejad?”


Ahmadinejad: “I dreamed that USA was rebuilt and on the top of each house there was a flag.”Bush: “And what was written on the flag?”

Ahmadinejad: “Allah is big, Allah is great!!!”

Bush: “You know what Ahmadinejad, it’s good that you called because I had a dream too. In my dream Iran was rebuilt and on the top of each building there was a flag too.

”Ahmadinejad: “what was written on the flags?”

Bush: “I don’t know, I can’t read Hebrew!”

MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - It's the strategery, stupid

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