Assume Choking Chicken Stance, Grasshopper

David Carradine has died.  He was in Bangkok filming a new movie, and was found dead in the closet of his hotel room. According to the BBC:

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body.

Earlier versions of this report contained the words ‘his genitals’ in place of the much more benign ‘his body.’  The internet is of course filling up with warm and fuzzy tributes to Carradine, and so, while a death is regrettable, and remembrances are touching, I would like to remind everyone that he most likely died while…well, you know…

Balls of Titanium

For all of you out there, who, like me, have been tailgated by ‘the man’ at one time or another, or have had a cop ride your ass for no reason, giving you the all too familiar adrenaline rush of destruction, this one goes out to you.  Without further delay, the man with the largest, most resilient, dent resistant and intrepid balls on the face of the planet…

This is the first time I’ve ever literally ROFL’d at something.  Roffling does not come easy to me.