Assume Choking Chicken Stance, Grasshopper

David Carradine has died.  He was in Bangkok filming a new movie, and was found dead in the closet of his hotel room. According to the BBC:

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body.

Earlier versions of this report contained the words ‘his genitals’ in place of the much more benign ‘his body.’  The internet is of course filling up with warm and fuzzy tributes to Carradine, and so, while a death is regrettable, and remembrances are touching, I would like to remind everyone that he most likely died while…well, you know…

Played Out but Funny

I love when played out cliches are mocked with expert skill.  You will too. Come LOL with me.

Chromosome Confusion

iTunes has kept me entertained a lot recently. First I find a random Goatse image, and now tonight I was treated to a picture that I just can't quite explain. I'm not a huge fan of reality shows and things like American Idol in particular, so it comes as no surprise that I can't identify any of the contestents on the what...58th season of the show, right?

So I fire up iTunes to listen to some music while I surf and I'm greeted by this. What the fuck is this, some kind of joke? This is

clearly a woman named Adam, isn't it? Wait, no apparently this poor confused little emo sissy is actually a male. At least that's what the internets tell me and on occasion, sadly, the web has occasionally proven itself to be full of shit.

I hope this androgynous little shit sings like goddamned Isaac Hayes or something, because otherwise, he's literally a woman. I mean, just look at it. There's no way that thing's packin' a tool. None. For God's sake it looks like the younger sister of Kate Gosselin. If you don't see the similarity here, you're either blind, retarded or gay. Or possibly some screwed up fusion of the three. Pick a goddamned gender.

Really.

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Bring on The Remakes

So I just came across the teaser for the remake of the 80s legend ‘V’.

Looks pretty good to me; as long as they keep it moving.  My worst fear is they’ll take a cool premise like this and give it the Battlestar Galactica treatment; which is to say stretch it out several seasons too long at the expense of interest.

Based on this, I’m all in so far.