Reason #16 Why The West Is Superior

There are times in life when you're forced to make a decision. Will you turn left or right? Will you buy a Camry or an Altima? Will you bend to the will of Islamic terror, or stand up for the Western way of life?

I, for one have made my decision based on a number of factors. I don't really have any special desire to live under shari'a law, so that's a big one. I don't particularly like turbans, so that's number two. As for three...well, this one took even less time.

Let's say YOU had to pick. Would you choose:

Option 1

OR

If you stopped to think about it, you are a terrorist.

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Mexico: U.S. Is Not Allowed to Protect Its Border

There is a term coined by the internet generation that I swore I would never use. That word is asshat. I don't like it, and I don't know why, but today I find that it's time for me to give in and call a spade a spade. Mexico is ruled by asshats.

Mexico's foreign secretary said Monday the country may take a dispute over U.S. plans to build a fence on the Mexican border to the United Nations.

Luis Ernesto Derbez told reporters in Paris, his first stop on a European tour, that a legal investigation was under way to determine whether Mexico has a case.

Get off it Mexico. No, not the fence, you already jumped over that. Get off this bogus crusade you're on to prove to the world the U.S. is the big mean bully who hates you and wants you all to stay away.

I really don't know how many times I have to talk about this before someone listens. Here goes: We do NOT hate Mexico. Mexicans are actually WELCOME here, provided they FOLLOW OUR LAWS and DO NOT SNEAK IN.

I'm only going to explain this ONCE more, so pay attention liberals and Mexicans:

Imagine I have a big house that everyone wants to go visit. Further, let's say I readily allow anyone to visit as long as they just ask me first. Sounds reasonable right? Now, say 'Juan' decides he's going to bypass me altogether and just sneak on in and do what he pleases. Not so nice is it? What if Juan then decided I was the bad guy because I decided to put a gate around my property to keep him from sneaking in again. Instead, he'd prefer that we just magically become friends and forget about the fact that he and his whole family repeatedly sneak into my house. Of course, I'd be perfectly within my rights to protect my own property and decide who I will and will not allow on it. It's MY property.

It's so outrageously simple a concept to grasp and yet everyone has to attempt to paint it with the race issue or break out the 'big mean U.S.' scenario. It's a good thing the UN is comprised themselves of a bunch of impotent asshats. Nothing's going to come of this, but the fact that Mexico even perceives it may have the slightest whiff of a case is disturbing.

Source: Washington Post

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The Replacement Killers

Leading Al-Qaeda in Iraq is turning out to be a dead-end career move.

Iraq's al Qaeda leader, Abu Ayyub al-Masri, has been killed, Al Arabiya television reported on Thursday.

It gave no further details. Masri, an Egyptian who is also known as Abu Hamza al-Muhajir, assumed the leadership of al Qaeda in Iraq after Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in June.

(Source: Reuters)

EDIT: UPDATE - According to CNN:

At least two Arab TV networks and Reuters news agency had reported that al-Masri
was killed in a raid in Haditha, but a U.S. military spokesman said those
reports are not true.

Oh well, so much for my happy-dance.

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Ramadanadingdong

I promise I'm not trying to turn this blog into a smut site, but this is too amusing not to mention.

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid,
Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

The rest of it is making me queasy; thinking about this guy and the word 'masturbation' in the same sentence is something I don't need to do. Read the rest HERE if you simply must know more.

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Skydiving and Porn

Which part of this story is funnier? The fact that someone decided to film a porno while skydiving, or:

...the fact it was reported on by RICHARD JOHNSON?

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Which of These Things Is Not Like the Others?

So I was sitting here working and minding my own business when I suddenly felt the urge to see what was new on Technorati. That urge is something akin to suddenly feeling like you need to go staple two fingers together, but all the same, I had it.

Clicking on over, I checked out the 'top searches' section to see if there was some cultural meme I'd thus far today missed out on. Instead I stumbled across a mystery. Join me in trying to figure out how this one random term popped in there. (Yes, I know what it referst to. I just can't figure out how it ended up in the list)

Fits right in there with Mark Foley, Amish, and Netflix, doesn't it?

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Multiple Fatalities In Amish School Shooting

What in the hell is wrong with people? For the third time in a WEEK, there's been a school-shooting. This time, there are conflicting reports of fatalities; CNN claims 3 while a report linked to from the Drudge Report Claims as many as 6 victims are confirmed dead, and there may be more.

The county coroner says at least six people were killed in a shooting at a one-room Amish schoolhouse, where state police said earlier a gunman killed
"a number" of people Monday in Pennsylvania's bucolic Lancaster County.

"So far six confirmed dead and the helicopters are pulling into
(Lancaster General Hospital) like crazy," Lancaster County Coroner G. Gary
Kirchner said.

The shooting took place at Wolf Rock School in Paradise, a school run by
the Amish community with about 27 students in grades 1 through 8.

The gunman, Charles Carl Roberts IV, 32, was a truck driver, said
Miller.

Miller said that during the attack, Roberts apparently told students to
line up in front of the blackboard. He began to tie his female captives' feet together. Then he let the boys in the classroom leave.

Miller said Roberts called his wife while he was inside the school. She
said he didn't know where he was but that he couldn't go on any more and he was getting revenge for something that happened 20 years ago.

(Sources: CNN /Breitbart)

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