2:45 am. Chipotle special forces tried to cross the Demilitarized Sphincter Zone disguised as gas. One infiltrator nearly got through before his disguise was blown.
2:46 am. Entire squad of Chipotle special forces (Brown Berets) captured crossing the border by my Elite Porcelain Guard.
2:47 am. Having sustained minor injuries in the skirmish, I pronounced summary judgment and sent the prisoners downriver, wiping my hands of the matter.
