Presented here in no particular order for your enjoyment: a taste of some of the random crap I found interesting in the past 24 hours.
Miscellaneous and sporadic mental discharges fueled by the searing inferno of molten logic and imagination I call my brain.
Presented here in no particular order for your enjoyment: a taste of some of the random crap I found interesting in the past 24 hours.
So this little whiny prick Adam Gadahn shows up in the MSM again today after starring in another Al Qaeda direct-to-video masterpiece. That's all well and good since I hadn't yet had my daily fill of douchebaggery. Thanks, Adam.
That's not particularly newsworthy really, nor is his asinine ravings about the evils of Bush while ignoring the tendency of Al Qaeda affiliates to blow shit up in the name of a fairy tale.
Especially un-newsworthy is the fact that in his latest video production, the precocious little cockmaster makes a scene out of tearing up his U.S. passport and renouncing his citizenship, claiming:
"...I don't need it to travel anyway."
Um, k. Good for him. Yipee even. Way to stick it to the man you flaming pansy fucktard.
Oh wait, he did issue some vague threats toward President Bush. Haven't heard that before.
I'm so tired of these blowhard asspirates going on and on about fucking Allah and imperialist zionist crusader occupiers. Shut the fuck up already. Really. You're not scaring anybody, and you look fucking retarded with a bedsheet wrapped around your head talking about killing and maiming nonbelievers because we're so barbaric.
What kind of convoluted opium-enhanced logic is that? Did you idiots ever think that if you'd just stop killing people and blowing shit up we'd let you alone?
You're like the schoolyard bully who acts tough, gives a wedgie or two then keeps running his mouth off until someone knocks your fucking lights out.
I'd pay cash to see if he's got balls enough to keep talking that shit the day our boys kick down his door and shove an M16 in his face.
Keep talking, Gadahn, we're reloading.
My daughter Aeryn woke me up this morning by dancing on my bed. I groggily came to and smiled, and cautioned her to be careful as she was dancing on the very edge of the mattress.
She glared at me and said 'Daddy, I'm doing the 'Crunchy-Munchy.'
It doesn't get a whole lot cuter than that.
I don't know why I come and go so, but who knows? What's to know? I don't know, so without further delay, have a New Year's Eve show. (Yes, I know it was lame, I'm tired, so piss off.)
Not that I'm going to get any of them or even have a need for them or even understand them really, but all the same I present the coolest things I found today in no particular order.
1) Just when I thought I was a bit paranoid for noticing that more often than seems possible I seem to see streetlights wink out at my approach, I find out there's actually a whole field of study related to it. I swear it happens.
3) Sometimes you just can't be bothered to run from room to room delivering drinks. Lazy as hell yes. Redundant when you have a wife? Kinda. Cool, hellz yeah.
4) Epic Oops.
5) Knight Rider is coming back. But...as a Mustang you ask? Who gives a shit, it's fucking KNIGHT RIDER. Stop taking it so seriously you nit-picky bastards.
If you've never heard of it, you're not alone. I only found out about the movie "The Man from Earth" by seeing it pictured on the side of a 'Red Box' video rental machine at WalMart. The cover looked interesting, so I checked it out.
Fantastic. If you enjoy a good, cerebral but not over-your-head movie, this fits the bill. I'm not going to go into any more detail, just get a copy of of it and watch it. You can thank me later.