Sunday, April 22, 2007

I'd rather just melt some icecaps...

Imagine four years of watching paint dry on a park bench in the middle of a rainstorm.  What on Earth could be that dull you ask?  Al Gore.

What could possibly be worse than Al Gore, hollywood superstar and amazingly gifted hyponist?  Al Gore becoming President of the United States.  Brace yourself folks, it could happen. While probably as likely as global warming actually being proven, it's better to prepare for the worst now.

Friends of Al Gore have secretly started assembling a campaign team in preparation for the former American vice-president to make a fresh bid for the White House.

Two members of Mr Gore's staff from his unsuccessful attempt in 2000 say they have been approached to see if they would be available to work with him again.