There's a nefarious theme to this post. I'm sure you, my legions of loyal minions fans will figure it out easily.
For tonight's perusal I bring you a tale of Craigslist. More specifically, a tale of sphincter puppetry bordering on the grotesque. A warning to those among you who consume beverages whilst simultaneously consuming blog posts; put the beverage down. This one could get ugly.
For those of you still in the dark as to tonight's theme, I empathize and encourage you to sit and think, and maybe stew for a bit.
