The mainstream media is lying to you. I can prove it.
Surfing the net has become an obsession for many Americans with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web....It [a poll] also found that 20 percent said they spend less time having sex because they are online.
I call bullshit on this. Think about it. What are these people trying to accomplish by being online excessively? I'd suggest they're IMing, surfing craigslist personals, prowling Myspace and every other social network and just generally trying to find new people specifically to have sex with.
That's just the way things work on the web. Don't shake your head, you know I'm right.
