Sunday, March 11, 2007

If The Love Glove Doesn't Fit

OJ Simpson is now claiming he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child. Now that the Butcher of Brentwood has added his name to the exponentially growing registry, it seems reasonable to conclude that every male in the United States able to function sexually has at one time or another managed to get a lil somethin' going on with her.

From the sound of it, her 'privates' saw more 'action' than the U.S. Marine Corps on any given day.