Fact 456,847,343,123: He has no sense of humor.
Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.
Honestly, if the highlight of my recent career was Walker: Texas Ranger, and hawking the ‘Total Gym’ on TV, I’d take all the free publicity I could get. Just sayin’.
