Thursday, October 12, 2006

Sir You Hurt My Feelings, SIR!

The Army has gone emo.

Drill sergeants have been told to cool it. All the cussing, swearing, in-your-face intimidation by a vein-popping, bull-necked brute is now passé.

You read it right. Drill sergeants — the toughest, meanest people in the military — have been ordered to try a more sensitive approach to the young male and female recruits who once answered to the name "maggot" — or worse.

Veterans would probably chuckle, but according to Army Times, today's recruits can do their push-ups from their knees if they get too tired. Sit-ups can be accomplished with the help of a sleeping mat. Today's Army doesn't want recruits with bruised, er, tail bones.
And yet people whine about why we're not more effective in combat. In addition to fighting a 'light/lean' war which inherently hinders effectiveness, we're also bound by ROE that inhibit our people from adequately taking control of the situation, and now we're deploying troops who've been through a pussified version of basic training.

Next thing you know, new troops will be asking insurgents to be their friends on MySpace.

God help us.