Friday, July 28, 2006

The Return of Jihadfinger


The Islamic Index Finger of Destruction made a return appearance today in a videotaped message from Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Dressed in a dapper gray and white combo (which is all the rage in the middle-east), he railed in support of 'martyrdom' attacks everywhere and as usual:

He also called for the "downtrodden" throughout the world, not just Muslims, to join the battle against "tyrannical Western civilization and its leader, America."

"Stand with Muslims in confronting this unprecedented oppression and tyranny. Stand with us as we stand with you against this injustice that was forbidden by God in his book (the Quran),"


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In the message broadcast by Al-Jazeera television, Ayman al-Zawahri, second in command to Osama bin Laden, said that al-Qaida now views "all the world as a battlefield open in front of us."

Al-Zawahri said Muslims everywhere must rise up to attack "crusaders and Zionists" and support jihad "until American troops are chased from Afghanistan and Iraq, paralyzed and impotent ... having paid the price for aggression against Muslims and support for Israel."

At least we got the mandatory Zionist and Crusader references in.  Enough.  Enough with the 'aggression against Muslims' shit.  Just stop.  You sons of bitches are the ones who keep murdering people and then glorifying it like some whacked out Al Qaeda's Most Gruesome Videos competition.  If you assholes would chill the hell out and stop blowing shit up and murdering people in the name of your pedophile prophet there'd be no reason for us to come over there and light your asses up.

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