Monday, September 18, 2006

Shrooms, the Muslim Way

Ok kids, today's lesson in Islamic hypocrisy and media bias is about to begin, so grab a nice cold drink and let the following sink in:

Every Muslim between here and Neptune who can get their face in the press is seething with rage at the Pope's (hoorahs be upon him) comments that Islam is essentially violent. How untrue, they cry. How slanderous.

Yet:
Final preparations have been made for the American Hiroshima, a major attack on the U. S.

* Muslims living in the United States should leave the country without further warning.

* The attack will be commandeered by Adnan el Shukrijumah (“Jaffer Tayyer” or “Jafer the Pilot”), a naturalized American citizen, who was raised in Brooklyn and educated in southern Florida.

* The al Qaeda operatives who will launch this attack are awaiting final orders. They remain in place in cities throughout the country. Many are masquerading as Christians and have adopted Christian names.
And, most exciting of all:
* The American people will be treated to a final audio message from Osama bin Laden which will be aired within the next two weeks.
They'd better hope they get in one hell of a good hit because I guarantee it'll be their last one; we'll convert their sandbox into the biggest sheet of glass the world's ever seen.