Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Double-Stacking the Dead

The UK is considering a new method to deal with overcrowding. In cemeteries.

Councils will be allowed to exhume bodies and re-use graves because of a shortage of cemetery space, ministers have said.

Officials will normally be able to re-use burial plots which are more than 100 years old after seeking permission from surviving relatives.

But there could be a case for exhuming corpses after just 75 years "where available space is particularly short...

The preferred way of re-using graves would be a "double decker"-style approach which involves lifting existing remains, deepening the grave and laying a new coffin on top.

Or, as George Carlin once suggested, use golf courses.