In no particular order:
1. Paris Hilton is a whiny rich crybaby.
2. Car shoppers are either extra polite or insufferable assholes.
3. Almost everyone has 'fair' credit.
4. People universally overestimate their credit score.
5. I really can not understand hispanic and middle-eastern accents.
6. I really REALLY like using Vista.
7. I have some of my most stunning, genius-level thoughts on the toilet.
8. Being a Dad is the most rewarding thing I've ever done.
9. I really don't care about what other people think of me anymore.
10. Slurpees are every bit as good as I remember from being a kid.