Thursday, June 7, 2007

Heiress Paris Checks Out of the Handcuff Hilton

More proof that money and fame can buy anything. The one person I swore I'd never post about, Paris Hilton is out of jail. The official line is that she's free due to a medical condition, namely she won't eat. I fail to see how this staggering medical condition (which isn't really that much of a departure from her normal behavior) should free her from a sentence anyone else would have to serve.


Medical considerations "played a part" in the decision to offer Hilton home confinement for the remainder of her sentence, Whitmore said.

He said privacy rules prohibited him from giving details about the medical issues, but celebrity Web site TMZ.com earlier quoted sources saying Hilton was refusing to eat much of the jail food served her.
Of course, being one of the most famous people in the world simply for...um...wait a sec...I've got it...uh...well, nothing in particular does have its benefits.
I think Paris' mother was correct when she slammed the legal system, only she claimed it was too harsh. I would claim the opposite. The American Aristocracy is alive and well and fame and fortune are your get out of jail free cards.