Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No, it's L. Ron Hubbard!

Superman needs to start cleaning out his cubicle now that this guy's in town.

CLEARWATER - Matt Feshbach believes he has super powers. He senses danger faster than most people. He appreciates beauty more deeply than he used to. He says he outperforms his peers in the money management industry.

He heightened his powers of perception in 1995 when he went to Los Angeles and became the first and so far only "public" Scientologist to take a highly classified Scientology program called Super Power.

...He had just finished his perceptics training and was at the Los Angeles airport, preparing to fly home to the Tampa Bay area. He stood at a crosswalk with perhaps 20 others, including a woman and her son, an antsy boy 6 or 7 years old.

As the light turned green, the boy bolted into the street, ahead of his mother. Feshbach perceived a pickup bearing down on the boy, driven by a young woman.

He yelled and saved the boy's life by a quarter of an inch, he said.

Coincidence? Feshbach doesn't think so. No one else saw the pickup, he says. He believes that, through the Super Power program, he elevated his perceptive abilities beyond those of the others at that crosswalk. His enhanced perceptions have played out numerous times since, he said..

(Source: St. Petersburg Times Online)

Obviously this should be filed under 'Rich People With More Money Than They Know What to Do With.'

I personally think he should be entitled to a refund. I have achieved similar results without spending a single dime!

Training diligently for 29 years, using the patented program called 'Life', I've developed the uncanny ability to actually SEE and HEAR pickup trucks bearing down on little children. A feat which, according to Mr. Feshbach, neither he nor anyone else in the crowd was capable of without magic scientological super-powers.

Maybe Hubbard had a better grasp of psychology than I thought. He obviously mastered the art of scamming money from the earth-shatteringly gullible. If it's really this easy to get money out of rich people, I'm in the wrong line of work.

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