In a move born of love and respect for the population of the distant world Republicus, and in light of the end of the Bush era here on Earth, Lord High Defender Obama-El has chosen to send his until-now unknown son Barack-El to them in a small spacecraft.
Given their proximity to a black hole, it is believed he will have the ability to tax anything, leap and dodge questions in a single bound and run faster than a speeding allegation, all while flying into political office seemingly out of nowhere.
Fighting for situational truth, justice for the rich, and the liberal way, he will be a beacon to the rest of the universe.
Yay.
