Windows Live Writer, or Willow as I've named you...we're done. You've broken my heart and pissed me off. Ok, really you just pissed me off. I started downloading your newest version this afternoon at around 2. When I got home at 9 you were still having problems communicating with Microsoft Update.
This angers me. As much as I actually do enjoy MS software these days, this kind of thing is what gives you a bad name. You're like the easy neighborhood girl that everyone talks smack about. Everybody likes you and nobody wants to admit it; only this time you've taken the hard-to-get thing to a new level.
I've found someone else. Her name is Raven. (Sounds much cooler than Willow.) She, like you is also easy, but unlike you and your lazy ass, she works.