Aside from having crossed the psychological DMZ into my thirties, there are a few other reasons why I don't read comic books. The fact that they're boring is one reason. The fact they are utterly preposterous and just don't intrigue me is another.
Then there's the whole 'adult' audience genre of comics which, while the concept fascinates me on one level, scares me equally on another.
This may be the greatest comic book review...and comic book dialogue of all time. Read it all. It's worth it.
I dedicate this link to all the random weird shit I've ever said, since it all pales in comparison to this masterpiece.
Miscellaneous and sporadic mental discharges fueled by the searing inferno of molten logic and imagination I call my brain.