Iran Leads the Muslim World In Women's Rights

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad took a break yesterday from spouting off death threats to Israel to announce an earth-shattering change to Iran's legal code. Women will now be allowed into sports stadiums.This is in order to 'promote chastity.' As we in the west know, allowing women anywhere near athletes leads to the realization of total sexual purity.

This comes on the heels of his pronouncement Sunday that

Iran's strict Islamic dress codes that require women to cover their heads and bodies should not be imposed by force.

Evidently, 'whipping 'em out' for the home team wasn't yet on his agenda. Keep your chin up, Iran.

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